Who is the BIGGEST act in this year's The X Factor?
No, not Matt Terry – what's wrong with you? We're referring, of course, to Honey G, who we confidently predict will be the most successful X Factor novelty act since Rylan Clark-Neal.
Until we get bored of her, probably sometime around January 2017 when Ex On The Beach starts again. Yes, we are fickle.
Anyway, Honey G - who sails through the evictions each week like a track-suited Marie Celeste - has revealed that she gets special treatment from the show.
She is the ONLY one of all the acts allowed her own bedroom. What a diva.
"I have my own room because I'm special like that."
"Hip-hop stars who are rich and famous who've made it probably don't sleep in bunk beds," she revealed in a Radio One breakfast show interview.
Is right.
In related news: Sharon Osbourne, Honey's mentor and MUSICAL VISIONARY, has spilled the secret of Honey G's success, and it's absolutely nothing like that time Relley C revealed the secret of Honey G's success (lies).
Sharon reckons that Honey's still in the competition because she's such a hit online. A bit like Justin Bieber then. But waaaaay cooler, obvs.
In other TV silliness:
We can hardly believe we're writing this but Gary Beadle claims there's a Geordie Shore MOVIE in the pipeline. We're going to hold off getting the popcorn in just yet though, as MTV are apparently not on board. Yet.
And Chloe Ferry has been accused of majorly breaking girl code and banging Kyle Christie, Holly Hagan's ex. She strongly denies it, mind. Watch the AWKS AF confrontation here.
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