Listen, we know how much you hate these two. We know. But you also sort of love them, don't you? You love to hate them. And that's OK. We're all human here (well, most of us). And it's OK to follow the lives of people you love to hate. That's exactly what heat's here for.
So we're going to just throw this right out there, because the latest outlandish claims in the mindnumbingly long Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell relationship saga are big ones.
Jeremy has just accused Steph of LYING ABOUT HER PREGNANCY.
And Steph in return has alleged that Jeremy needs to go to REHAB to sort out a "cocaine" problem.
Yeah. We're wondering what in the name of godly f*ck is going on too.
He made the claim on Twitter just a few hours after Steph slagged him off for "wanting nothing to do with his baby" and "going out all the time off his head" – messages she, of course, quickly deleted.
Jezza responded in the early hours of the morning by telling his followers to "join the dots yourself".
He then told one fan in particular "she's not pregnant with my baby, come on".
When they asked for clarification, he alleged that Steph's friends had told him "it's all lies".
What the actual hell?
Jezza also retweeted a message posted by Eve Ryan, the Irish model and make-up artist he was accused (by Steph) of being with during a night out.
But Steph wasn't going to let them have the last word – she tweeted a long message about how "disgusting" it is that Jeremy hasn't turned up to scans and begged his management to "have him in rehab…so he can then be there for his child before he dies".
Wee-ooooh.
There's been no physical evidence of Steph's pregnancy – she did tweet a scan picture but quickly deleted it when people seemingly realised it had been lifted from another Twitter account. Of course, there's no suggestion she's made it all up, but how the hell are these two going to sort things out?
This morning, Stephanie then took to Twitter again and unleashed an absolute TIDE of wild allegations against Jeremy – including that he has a drug problem.
She even tweeted a picture of what appears to be white powder in transparent bags and said Jeremy is "off his tits on coke".
There is absolutely no suggestion that Jeremy has ever taken illegal drugs, but Steph continued her tirade against him – even posting screengrabs of conversations apparently between him and TOWIE's Danielle Armstrong.
Presented without comment, here's what she tweeted:
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At one point, Jeremy responded:
Which led to...
It all gets a bit hazy after this.
Our hands have fallen off with all the screenshotting going on, so we may have to type with our nose if these two go off on another one this afternoon...
heatworld has reached out to Jeremy's rep for a response to those shocking drug allegations.