Last week was all about the reality telly romances. And heat gave you all the dramzzzzz coz we're just as obsessed as you all are.
First we had Geordie Shore's Charlotte Crosby deny that she and Celebs Go Dating recruit Stephen Bear were even an item, but then bizarrely agreed to marry him and declared that she 'loved his perfect penis'. Riiiiight.
AND THEN there was the Lewis Bloor and Marnie Simpson saga - who fell in love right before our eyes on Celebrity Big Brother last summer.
After nearly eight months together, it was confirmed that former TOWIE star Lewis cheated on Marnie on Valenties Dayand also whilst they were on holiday together in Barcelona.
Real nice.
Just like we expected, Marnie slammed Lewis on all forms of social media, calling him a 'scumbag' and even suggested that he owed her thousands of pounds.
Lewis then posted a statement on Twitter apologising to Marnie and her family, and saying that he was going to take a break from social media.
Marnie's ex-boyfriend and former shag pad buddy Aaron Chalmers also hit hit out at Lewis, replying to his apology statement saying the best way Lewis could make it up to Marnie would be to pay back the money he owed her.
He wrote: "Why don’t you start by paying back some of the 20-25K you sponged off her" complete with an innocent smiley face emoji.
Very pass-agg, tbh.
But a 76141323213.6 seconds after Lewis promised us a social media detox, he chose to go off on possibly the most bizarre Twitter rant we have ever seen.
And we've seen Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's.
The tirade was aimed at Aaron and saw Lewis desperately trying to organise a fight with him. "For charity" apparently.
Lewis has since deleted a load of the tweets he directed at Aaron. But luckily for you, we screen-shotted the lot.
ANYWAY, the plot thickens, because now it looks like Marnie has taken her cheating boyf back because she's been spotted larking around on Snapchat with Lewis' mum, Claire Bloor.
Ohmagaaaaaad.
Over the weekend, Marnie shared a Snapchat of two women dancing around the kitchen - one of whom looks exactly like Lewis' mum Claire.
And it was, because Claire shared the exact same post on her Instagram.
Hmmmmm.
And to make the are-they-back-together-or-whaaaaat rumours heat up even more, Marnie has now come forward to admit that she 'lied' about giving Lewis 'over 25k'.
Taking to Snapchat to address the claims AGAIN, Marnie said: "I feel like I need to do a Snapchat because I see that Aaron's been tweeting now. After finding loads of shit out I feel like I might have exaggerated things to Aaron out of anger, meaning the 25k. I was really hurt and I think I might have fabricated out of hate but I can say now that Lewis did not steal 25k from us.
"But that doesn't mean I didn't help him out dramtically throughout our relationship because I did. But like I said in my Instagram post it wasn't all one-sided.
"I just wish these boys would just stop fighting, there's no charity match going to happen, I won't let it.
"It's been a rough week, a very hard week and I just want everyone to stop fighting.
"Social media is fucked up, it causes so many problems all the time and I literally hate it but sometimes you just can't help but post.
I think I might come off social media for a little bit. Or at least think about it."
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