UPDATE: Jeremy McConnell has denied that the texts exist and claims Cayden Radley Cooke isn't related to him.
In a tweet, he said:
Jeremy's rep also denied any relationship between Cayden and the CBB star, saying "Jeremy has never heard of him".
EARLIER:
Remember when humans didn't have computers or the internet, so if they wanted to tell each other stories they'd either have to turn it into a campfire song or sew it onto a giant tapestry? Us neither, so this is all a bit pointless really. Nice to be nostalgic though, innit.
Anyway, Jeremy McConnell and Stephanie Davis' love story – which is now in its fifth month, do keep up – has obviously crashed and burned in a spectacular fashion, but is it over? Is it bollocks.
Because Jezza has allegedly had to warn his own cousin off pursuing her after spotting that he'd liked a picture of her on social media.
According to the MailOnline, Jeremy sent his 23-year-old cousin Cayden Radley Cooke a series of texts after spying the illicit activity, with the first one reportedly saying: "Seen u liked a picture of Steph. Will ye unlike it?"
Cayden replied: "What's it to ya your over her aren't ya."
Jezza: "Ur family. Its jus wrong. What uplayin at. Don go near her Im telling ye."
Cayden: "What the f*ck is wrong with you? Get a grip and don't start with me."
Jeremy then seems to get super-annoyed at this point, and fires back: "'Let me know u wont try anythin. Shes mine. U no what I mean."
Cayden, somewhat gleefully, appears to write back: "No actually cuz I haven't a clue what you mean you don't want her but no one else can have her [crying laughing emoji] we'll see."
Jez: "What u mean well see ??? Ur something f***ing else cay."
Cayden: "Giz her number jez"
Jez: "Prick. Stay away. Wait till I see u."
AMAZING. Isn't this such a joyous exchange of words? Especially as Jeremy has literally no right to dictate who Stephanie can and can't associate with.
We can't see any snaps of Stephanie on Cayden's 'liked' column, but he did tweet this not-so-subtle message on Monday:
Given that Jeremy's own rep has since denied that Jeremy knows Cayden or is even related to him, what does this even mean?
It comes just days after footage of Steph in bed with Love Island star Joshua Ritchie emerged online, to which Jezza apparently told Joshua he was going to "bang him out".
The saga continues.