We've all had a few mental nights out of the sort we're not entirely certain what happened. But we're (fairly) sure we've never got wasted and spoken over Professor Stephen Hawking while he was speaking at a very posh event.
This is something that can't be said for The Apprentice's Jessica Cunningham, who apparently shocked onlookers when she did just that, accoding to Radio 4's Eddie Mair.
He wrote in the Radio Times: "The highlight for me was Professor Stephen Hawking, who made a short speech about black holes to a respectfully hushed room.
"The only person making any noise as the professor spoke was a young woman I took to be a reality TV star who was standing close to me.
"I had no idea who she was, and I doubt she could name me if I stood up in her soup, but she had already caught my eye with her daring dress – it may have been a handkerchief – and her vivacious champagne-enhanced demeanour."
Such a classic night, eh?
And Jessica, speaking to The Sun, said: "I am a huge fan of Stephen Hawking and have read his book 'My Brief History' and watched his life story.
"He is a true inspiration and I cheered through excitement as positive support from a true fan."
Fair enough.
In related news, we recently discovered that Jessica once starred in a horror film called Clown Kill.
Which is as good as it sounds. We recently did a bit of investigative journalism (just Googled it tbh) and found the trailer.
And we want to watch it immediately.
The film is set to be rereleased this year with the title Lock In, and Jessica plays an office worker getting shouted at by her boss only to be interrupted by a KILLER CLOWN WHO THEN MURDERS EVERYONE!!!!!!
Just watch it.
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