We never thought we'd say this, but Justin Bieber is honestly one of our favourite people in the world right now.
The other day, he was wandering around Amsterdam with a wig and a fake goatee. There are pictures and videos of him just hanging about, drinking coffee, trying to look nonchalant (see them here).
It was f*cking hilarious.
And yesterday he was wandering around London and the surrounding boroughs playing football at a school, walking in Epping Forest and eating at an Essex pub.
The pub was called Kings Oak Hotel, and Biebs stopped off there for dinner after his forest walk.
And he had a really weird meal.
The manager told Mirror Celeb: "He ordered the salmon and mash with a glass of milk. He wasn't drinking alcohol.
Fish and milk. FISH AND MILK.
"We've kept the glass. I think one of the girls took it home. It hasn't been washed!"
IS IT JUST US OR IS THAT REALLY, REALLY WEIRD?
"We respected his wishes and didn't take any selfies while he was here.
"He was very lovely and spoke to some of the young girls who work here, just chit-chatting, before giving everyone hugs when he left."
The pub wrote on their Facebook page: "So no Biggie... Justin Bieber just had dinner in the Kings Oak... !!!!! ...stroll in the lovely forest... extremely kind to our KO staff... Hugs and all.
"If it's good enough for Bieber... #justinBieber #AMAZING #comeagainsoon!!!"
Also yesterday, Justin Bieber showed up to a north London school for a cheeky kickabout.
Literally.
The school tweeted: "So this happened here at school yesterday! Thanks@justinbieber for stopping by for a senior football session@HighgateSpEx #justinbieber"
Seriously – WHAT. IS. GOING. ON?
Is J Biebs OK?
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