Think you've had a weird 2016? Trust us. TRUST US, it hasn't been as bizarre as Justin Bieber's.
Not only has he endured all of what has made this year terrible for us (except the Bake Off dramz – he prob doesn't give a shit about that), but he's also been having a veeeery peculiar time on his Purpose Tour.
He wandered around Amsterdam in a fake wig and goatee, wandered into a north London school for a game of football, wandered around Epping forest, wandered into an Essex pub for a pint of milk and some fish (the glass of milk later sold for £64,900 on eBay, BTW), wandering into a spray tan salon for a quick top up in Dublin etc etc.
He's also been telling his fans to STFU (in so many words) and storming off stage.
Poor Justin :(.
But perhaps one of our favourites of these developments is the news that he's apparently been cruising underwear shops searching for ladies to invite to after show parties.
Kinda.
One partygoer, who wants to remain anonymous, exclusively revealed to heat, "His crew visited the shops in Edinburgh to pick him up some pants and chatted to some of the girls who worked there.
"They took their numbers and gave them guest passes to his show in Glasgow. They were also invited to the after-party at a club on George Street in the city centre."
And the night didn't end there. Bieber and his crew selected some of the girls to join them at the singer's rented mansion in Perthshire. But before they could join him on the grand estate, the girls had to fulfil strict requirements. "After an hour's journey we had to sign paperwork and hand in our phones,” the partygoer told us. "He was grabbing a girl and pouring a shot into her mouth and tried to feed a shot to one of the antique paintings."
Justin, are you OK hun?
Read more about Justin's nawty antics in this week's heat mag – OUT NOW!