We don't know about you, but Justin Bieber is confusing the living f*ck out of us RN.
He's currently on a massive tour round the UK, but we aren't particularly interested in that.
No, we're interested in the fact he's been wandering around Amsterdam in a fake wig and goatee, wandering around Epping forest, wandering into Essex pubs for a pint of milk and some fish, wandering out the O2 and eating two chicken burgers etc etc. Also eating haggis and drinking Irn Bru in Glasgow – why not, eh?
And we were VERY interested in the fact that the aforementioned pint of milk went for 64,900 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS on eBay.
But perhaps our favourite thing Justin Bieber's done on his European tour is wander into a Dublin tanning salon for a spray tan
You just could not make this up, could you?
He was filmed by a fan leaving the salon – you can't quite make out the tan in the dark, but we're sure he’ll be treating audiences to his glow imminently.
In other Biebs news, Craig David (of all people) recently threw a large helping of shade his way re Justin marching off stage cos his audience was screaming too loud. Nightmare.
Speaking to heat at KISS FM's Haunted House party, he said that he welcomes fans fawning over him.
Sweet.
"I’m not mad at people that scream," he said. "You scream and enjoy yourself, do you know what I mean?"
At the same time for him, if he wanted to say something and that’s how he felt, then you’ve got to express yourself.
"For me, I’m just grateful that people come to my shows and you can scream as loud as you wanna scream. It’s all good with me."