The noughties were a simpler time for many reasons – the biggest life decision we had to make was which VK to take to the field party, Brexit was nothing but a funny word, and Katie Price and Peter Andre were an item.
Their rendition of A Whole New World was the first time we ever truly felt # two relationshipgoals.
Katie and Peter ended their relationship in 2009, and Peter is now loved-up with new wife two Emily MacDonagh. Katie, meanwhile, is embroiled in a confusing are-they-aren’t-they separation with serial cheater and self-proclaimed sex addict Kieran Hayler.
But that hasn’t stopped her regularly speaking publicly about Pete, and she’s seemingly insulted his bedroom skills on her ‘Audience With’ tour.
"Pete was the love of my life, but he was short. I thought he was fit but so short.
"Why is it that when I meet the man they are fit, then when they are with me they get fat? They are happy, that's why,” she said, according to The Sun.
It was then that she took a swipe at his skills in the bedroom, saying: "They said 'Once you've had Greek, you've hit your peak.' Well, I didn't!"
Wowzers.
K & P met on I’m A Celeb in 2004, and fell in love. She continued, of meeting Pete: "I never thought going on that show [I'm A Celeb] I'd meet the love of my life but, as soon as I saw him I thought, 'F**king hell, I well fancy him'. I had that butterfly feeling.
"He was the love of my life. I had two kids with him. I never wanted to split up with him, but we did, and that's that.
"It was love, we were obsessed with each other - obsessed. I've never had a relationship like that before. We went everywhere together, did everything together. We just wanted to be together all the time, and we were. Some people can't be together 24 hours but we could."
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