But... he's, like, 12 months old...
Matryoshka doll-a-like and occasional glamour model Katie Price is apparently setting up her 12-month-old son Jett for life as an explorer or WWII Tornado enthusiast, given the type of bed she’s looking at buying him.
Earlier today on Twitter, Katie posted a picture of this insanely elaborate retro aeroplane bed she wants to buy her baby son, because apparently Friends-style racing car cots just don’t cut it anymore.
We don’t want to piss on her chips, but is that really going to be suitable for a child who hasn’t actually reached his first birthday yet? Isn’t it going to leave him with a deep apprehension of self-propelled machines? And just how practical is it going to be to change the sheets on that thing after the inevitable 4am puke-a-thon all kids go through at some stage?
Still. We’re fully on board with it – as long as Katie tweets a picture of Jett wearing pilot goggles, a sheepskin-lined leather jacket and a full false moustache. We’d pay dollar money to see that.