Katie Price has been firing out insults left right and centre of late, and a few have been extremely enlightening.
By far the maddest of these was her wish that former pal Jane Poutney would die painfully in a fire for that “full blown sexual affair” she had with her husband Kieran Haylor.
Writing in her autobiography Reborn, which is being serialized by The Sun, she wrote: "Jane is a cold, calculating, evil, manipulative bitch who I hope dies in a car crash or in a very painful way.
"If she was on fire in front of me I wouldn't even spit on her. I hope she rots in hell. Her mum is already in her grave but Jane won't be going to heaven to be with her mum."
Lovely.
She forgave Kieran though, which was sweet.
The Pricey also gave details of some shit sex she had with a married bloke. She didn’t give his name, but she did compare him to some sort of drill.
And now she’s literally said Michelle Keegan wears too much make-up.
We at heat believe that someone should be able to wear as much or as little make-up as they wish, and should never be chastised for wearing what feels comfortable to them – so for the Pricey (who you may be aware is partial to wearing quite a bit of make-up herself) to say this is naaaat cool.
Apparently speaking of Michelle and the TOWIE girls, she said: “They look good. But they all have so much make-up on. I’d want to strip them back and give them completely different looks, she told Now magazine.
She also said Jodie Marsh needed surgery, responding to a question about who she’s like to give a make-over to: "Jodie Marsh... Actually no, she needs a surgeon. We haven't got room for a surgeon."
Maybe just focus on your imminent YOUTUBE STARDOM (lol) and stop being rude about people, Katie?