Oh dear. Katie Price has confessed she thought she'd murdered her then best friend Jane Pountney when she found her involved in an, ahem, sex act with Kieran Hayler.
Katie made the startling admission during An Evening With Katie Price, during which you can have a two-course dinner and a drink, then listen to Katie having an hour long chat, all for a very reasonable £75.
We honestly can't think of a good reason we haven't got a ticket yet.
"She was wanking him off and they were kissing," Katie said of catching Jane and Kieran at it, which is worth the £75 alone.
Katie went on to describe how she grabbed Jane, pulled her head back and heard her neck crick.
"She didn’t move and I thought, 'F*ck, have I murdered her?'"
It was only when Katie realised that Jane wasn't dead that she punched her so hard in the face that her tooth came out. So that's OK then (it's not, it's really not).
And Katie still hasn't forgiven Jane for having an affair with her third husband.
"Jane is a cold, calculating, evil, manipulative bitch who I hope dies in a car crash or in a very painful way," she stated at the launch of her new book, Reborn.
"If she was on fire in front of me I wouldn't even spit on her. I hope she rots in hell. Her mum is already in her grave but Jane won't be going to heaven to be with her mum."
Katie has, however, forgiven Kieran for the full blown sexual affair that he continued while Katie was pregnant with their child because of his 'sex addiction'.
Interestingly, in* Reborn* Katie admits that she had an affair with a 'high-profile' married man.
Describing their four-month sexual fling as "business-like", Katie revealed that she and the "media personality" got together towards the end of 2011 – while she was still with Argentinian model Leandro Penna.
Sweet.
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