Is this all a dream?
Geordie Shore's self-proclaimed 'Turbo Dick' Scotty T, 28, only met up with Katie Price, 38, whilst she was in the Toon promoting her new book 'Reborn' recently.
The pair were spotted getting out of his swanky BMW, making their way into the lavish hotel where she was staying and not emerging for a couple of hours.
They were even spotted partying together in Chez Mal, a bar in the Malmaison hotel in Newcastle.
Scotty T shared a picture of himself at the venue, tagging Katie Price and Scott Thomas from Love Island (LOL), captioning the snap: 'YESSAAR, BACK ON THE PINTS'.
They were later spotted partying at Taboo nightclub.
In her new book Reborn, the mother of five admitted that she STILL hasn't forgiven her ex-best friend Jane Pountney for having a 10-month long affair with her husband Kieran Hayler back in 2014.
She wrote: "Jane is a cold, calculating, evil, manipulative bitch who I hope dies in a car crash or in a very painful way.
"If she was on fire in front of me I wouldn’t even spit on her."
Stating that she can 'forget but never forgive' Kieran for what he's done to her, Katie also revealed that she still texts her husband pictures of Jane on the reg – as a reminder of 'what what he could have been with.'
Wow.
Scotty T has apparently fancied Katie for years, describing her as a 'Pua MILF'. Lovely.
Addressing Kieran's affair scandal, Scotty tweeted in 2015: "@MissKatiePrice needs to bin that knob off and just get with me like."
**Read the FULL story in heat magazine, out Tuesday. **