We knew Katie Price's new autobiography Reborn was going to be revealing, but we really didn't expect it to be quite this mental.
It hasn't even been released yet, but the segments being serialised by The Sun have already proved veeeery controversial.
We reported yesterday that she wishes her former BFF Jane Poutney would die painfully in a car-crash. Jane did have a "full blown sexual affair" with her husband Kieran Hayler, but Katie seems to have completely forgiven him for it – which seems a little unfair.
She also revealed that she had some really shit sex with an unknown married man, a revelation which seemed pretty terribly timed given the afore-mentioned assertion.
And her latest exposé details her wedding speech for her and Kieran's vow renewal, which basically slams him for his infidelity.
And sounds like it was extremely awkward.
She starts off by condemning him for shattering "my heart into so many pieces."
She said: "Kieran started texting my best friends three months after our wedding. Then, shortly after that, he started a ten-month sexual affair with my best friend. And as a double blow he started seeing another best friend.
"So the whole time I was pregnant with Jett, until I was five months pregnant with Bunny, he was having an affair.
I caught Kieran on the beach then, kissing my best friend. I watched them for 30 seconds before I pulled her, punched her and knocked her tooth out... It was like I was about to die – my heart was shattered."
We're extremely glad we weren't at this vow renewal.
She rounded it off with: "The reason for renewing our vows today is so we can recommit to each other and he can stick to the vows he says today and not break them like before."
Remind us NEVER to cheat on Katie Price.
Reborn by Katie Price is released on 22 September 2016.