So far, Celebrity Big Brother has been positively OOZING juicy goss and scandal. First there was Marnie shimmying her boobies at Saira Khan, then there was that STEAMY shower where we saw Lewis Bloor’s actual giant penis, and then there’s everything that Bear does.
Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be any more CBB scandal surrounding the latest intake of contestants, we’ve got some OMG news for you.
There ruddy well IS.
According to that ever-whizzing rumour mill, Chloe Khan is supposedly MARRIED.
Yep. Her and Bear may have been having a bit of a saucy canoodle in the house lately, with Bear very eloquently telling her "I want to f*ck you" (who said romance was dead?) but it has now been alleged that the ex-X Factor contestant has been wifey’d for five years.
A source told The Daily Star: "Chloe's biggest secret is that she is married, which is why she changed her surname from Heald to Khan … they have been married since 2011."
The (obviously professionally qualified) internet detectives have been out in full force, noting that Chloe has an 'M.I.K' tattoo on her wedding finger, supposedly the initials of her husband.
Some have also dredged the depths of Facebook to find statuses from her page in 2011 where she writes: "[Chloe Khan] is married to the best man in this world and I'll never let him go," AND spotted that her URL is 'I.love.my.husband.' (because obviously when you get hitched the first thing you do is adjust your Facebook URL).
So WHAT does it all mean? Is Chloe actually married? And what does said husband make of her dalliance with Bear? And what would BEAR do if this all turns out to be true?
heat contacted Chloe’s management but they preferred not to comment.
This is TOO MUCH for a lowly Tuesday. We’re off for a lay down.