These Snapchat videos are not for the faint-hearted. Trust us
Boyfriend. Hotel room. Lots of spare time. What would you do?
OBVIOUSLY the answer is jump up and down on the bed like it's a trampoline until you get so giddy you pass out, but not if you're Kylie Jenner and Tyga.
Because these two lovers – and we're still not sure why they're together, given Tyga's history – decided that a plush hotel room was the perfect opportunity to get up close and personal to a bowl of spaghetti.
Documented on Snapchat, as is the other 23 hours and 48 minutes of Kylie's life when she's not having a wee, fans last night got to watch Kylie pouting into her cameraphone before Tyga's little tattooed hand hesitantly swooped into shot holding a forkful of pasta.
We're not sure why, but it's making us feel seriously queasy. Maybe it's the tiny speck of moisture left on her lips afterwards?
That's not even the worst bit though – there was a SECOND video, and that one shows some of the noodles falling off the fork and onto the bed.
HURL. HURL HURL HURL.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water and STEPPING ON SOME COLD SPAGHETTI.
It doesn't bear thinking about.
Btw, did you know Kylie's big sis Khloe Kardashian has seen Tyga's peen? Blee.