For our 19th birthday, we’re pretty sure we went to some crap English pub followed by a crap English club and drank far too many crap English alcopops.
This is because we ain’t Kylie Jenner. This is a good thing for the reason that Kris Jenner isn’t our mum, but a bad thing because we don’t get to spend our birthday looking hawt on a yacht.
Not yet, anyway.
Kylie documented her day on Instagram, posting pics of her, her sister Kendall Jenner and a few other mates having what looks like the TIME OF THEIR LIVES.
You certainly are blessed, Kylie.
Kendall also got her a surprise gift of fireworks – which looked kinda scary.
Kylie’s birthday celebrations had obv started DAYS before. She’d treated herself to a £165,000 Range Rover AND got a Mercedes from Tyga. Y’know, just in case she crashes one like that time her mum crashed a brand new £250,000 Rolls Royce…
We weren't entirely convinced Tyga actually paid for the car (he reportedy owes her a million)) but we're still jel AF.
A source told the Daily Star: "Kylie's poured millions into her ill-performing cosmetics company, plus she's quietly sponsored a bunch of Tyga's friends who've hit her up for that hundreds of thousands at a time."
Errr… we aren't sure having your new eye shadow palette selling out in under a minute can quite be regarded as "underperforming", but OK, source…
Still, we don't really like the Merc, TBH. Kinda looks like something our dads would drive.
TAKE THAT, KYLIE.