On the list of people we feel sorry for, Kylie Jenner doesn't rank very high. So we were fairly ambivalent when we heard she might be running out of money – how broke can the youngest member of the Kardashian clan be, really?
Turns out, not at all. Broke in her context essentially means less of a multimillionaire than people thought, but still very much a multimillionaire.
A source told the Daily Star: "She's putting it out there that she's got upwards of $10million in her account, but the truth is that she's worth less than a quarter of that."
She's ONLY got $2.5m? SOMEONE SET HER UP A GOFUNDME.
When we were Kylie's age we were a billion pounds into our overdraft and struggling to buy a VK. So we don't have much sympathy.
The source added: "Kylie's poured millions into her ill-performing cosmetics company, plus she's quietly sponsored a bunch of Tyga's friends who've hit her up for loans that total hundreds of thousands at a time."
Err… didn't her new "Kyshadow" palette sell out in under a minute? This mystery source seems to have extremely high expectations of young Kylie. We dread to think what they'd make of our achievements…
But she's apparently been getting a bit carried away with the lavish lifestyle (which doesn't surprise us). The source said: ""She's been burning through a fortune on private jet travel, real estate, fashion splurges, surgery."
There was also that rumour she bought her own engagement ring, which we're guessing would've taken out quite a chunk…
"She has zero sense of financial responsibility and it's taken a real toll," added the source.
One of the things Ky has apparently been splurging on is tattoos – she seems to have got one on her BUM.
And of course she Snapchatted the whole thing for us all to see and feel sick at.
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