In every series of Celebrity Big Brother so far, at least one loved-up couple have left the house with every intention of embarking on a glistening, IRL relationship.
How could we ever forget Chantelle and Preston, the original CBB true love story? Despite breaking up (twice) we are still convinced that they belong together.
Our hearts are still not over that one.
Then, more recently, there was Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell, and we don’t need to remind you of how that turned out.
(We’re STILL anxiously awaiting the paternity test results.)
But, despite being labelled as a ‘showmance’ during their time in the house, Marnie Simpson and Lewis Bloor are still going strong.
Granted, there was a tiny blip over the Christmas period where our hearts were briefly broken by news of their split, but they are well and truly back together and all is right with the world again.
HURRAH.
And just to prove that their love is back on track, Marnie has been posting some loved-up selfies.
Make that, loved-up NAKED selfies.
Oh, yes.
The latest insight into Lewnie’s lives came from Marnie’s Snapchat where she shared a pic of her boyfriend in the buff.
And, although it’s not QUITE like the timewe saw his huge and hairless peen during his time in CBB (never forget), it’s enough to confirm that he is totally, 100 per cent starkers.
Why is Lewis texting in the nude? Why is Marnie documenting it? And why can’t we stop trying to lean our heads to the right in order to see more?
We’re glad these two are making a go of it, because they are undeniably cute.
But the whole thing would be a LOT cuter if we weren’t facing a microwave meal for one on Valentine’s Day.
Le sigh.