Lewis Bloor – who is he?
Lewis Bloor shot to fame in TOWIE and went onto Celebrity Big Brother, during which he had a really pretty dull romance with Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson.
But then he got his ENORMOUS and HAIRLESS peen out and we became #LewisForever.
Lewis Bloor Twitter
Lewis can be found tweeting things that we thoroughly approve of such as this:
at @lewis_bloor.
Lewis Bloor Instagram
Lew can be found showing off his abs or posting pictures of slightly sad-looking, high protein meals at lewisbloor1. We're not sure who beat him to lewisbloor.
Lewis Bloor Snapchat name
Here he is: lcbloor.
In fact, we have every celebrity Snapchat username you could ever need right here.
How old is Lewis Bloor?
His date of birth is 28 November 1989. You can work out the rest.
How tall is Lewis Bloor?
Actually, not quite as tall as you’d think. Lewis stands at 6ft.
Lewis Bloor TOWIE
Lewis appeared in a whopping 83 episodes of The Only Way Is Essex. He first appeared in the tenth series in 2013 and quit the show after falling out with Pete Wicks over Jessica Wright at the end of the sixteenth series in 2016.
Lewis Bloor Celebrity Big Brother
Lew Lew appeared in the summer 2016 edition, alongside Stephen Bear, Chloe Khan and (awful) Heavy D. He was evicted fifth, with some people believing he was being nominated because he was Bear's pal (who couldn't be nominated by housemates as he was up for eternal nomination).
Lewis Bloor's girlfriends
Ah, now you're asking. Let's start with:
Lewis Bloor and Sam Faiers
Lewis and Sam dated before TOWIE began (yes, there was a time before TOWIE), and Lewis has said that she was the first girl he ever loved. Aww.
Lewis Bloor and Lauren Pope
Lew and Lauren dated for three months during TOWIE, until he admitted that he'd cheated on her and then made cruel jibes about her age – as if that was why he'd cheated.
"I kissed a girl in Marbella. I have a lot of history with her. On my brother's 21st birthday in Dubai, I slept with a girl."
He went on: "You're behaving like a 16 year old when you’re double the age. Actually you're probably more than double 16.
"It's time you got your passport out so we can all see how old you really are. You're probably about 40. Who wants to date a 40 year old?"
Yeah, it wasn't a life high for Le Bloor.
Lewis Bloor and Marnie Simpson
Hopefully things will fare better for Lewis and Marnie after they met during Celebrity Big Brother summer 2016 and shared what Marnie described as "the most romantic shower of me life".
It was naked.
Is Lewis Bloor single?
Not at the time of writing, naw.
What is Lewis Bloor's job? What does he do?
Well, his job was reality TV star but he said on CBB that he would only do a reality show with Marnie for one million pounds, soooo. He's currently styling himself as a fitness guru, and – boy – he does have impressive abs.
How much is Lewis Bloor worth? Is he rich?
That's probably none of our business. He said he went on CBB to pay off his mum's mortgage though, which is sweet.
Enough of this – what about Lewis Bloor's cock / penis / willy / dick?
Woah, there's really no mistaking what you're after, is there?
Lewis did get out his penis (and balls) on CBB, it's true. It was enormous and hairless and we have barely been able to think of anything else since.
Can you show us Lewis Bloor uncensored and naked or nude?
Mate, if only. We did show an uncensored picture of his peen after it appeared on Channel 5 but we've now had to cover it because of THE SQUARES.
We also have to cover all women's nipples but men's nipples are a-OK. Just saying.
Lewis Bloor Wiki
He has one, but it's pretty minimal and there is zero penis chat on there. You choose which you prefer.