This season of Celebrity Big Brother has stressed us out, shocked us and made us feel sick in equal measures.
Last night was no different. We were stressed about Stephen Bear’s redecoration of the yearbook, shocked that Frankie Grande was named star of the series by his fellow housemates, and felt utterly sick to our stomachs at the sight of Lewis Bloor’s testicles.
Lewis has treated us to many views of his peen throughout the series, but these were considerably less upsetting than the sight of his balls hanging out his tighty whities as he frolicked around the bedroom.
When Marnie Simpson was talking to Renee Graziano and said: "Renee, do you want to know a secret? Lewis has got a massive penis."
WE KNOW, MARNIE, WE KNOW.
Lewis then pretended he didn’t want Marnie to announce this, saying: "No she’s got a son, who I’m going to meet!"
Side note: why on earth is Lewis going to meet her son?
Marnie said: "It’s so big it would frighten you."
Renee replied: "I don’t think it would frighten me."
Marnie then dared Lewis to get his balls out. We have no idea why she did this, but there it is.
Renee subsequently summed up all of our reactions this, bellowing: "God why you gotta do that? LEWIS CUT IT OUT. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON? AAAAAAHHHHHH."
Frankie then said: "Ladies and gentlemen, modelling the newest scrotum – Lewis Bloor."
Lewis pranced around with them just dangling there (think Simon from The Inbetweeners that time).
We’re still getting flashbacks.
We hope he gets as much stick for that as Chloe Khan did for getting her boobs out (he definitely won’t).
We’re guessing this was another of Lewis’ weird courting methods he seems to be trying on Marnie. Earlier in the episode he told her he’d fight a shark for her.
So CUTE.
Either that or he could be trying to avoid nomination tonight.
CBB continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.