We’ve all been there, when your significant other leaves to go and get mortal every night while filming a reality show with their most recent ex.
Er, well actually no, we haven’t, but we still feel for Lewis Bloor and Marnie Simpson, as she’s already back filming Geordie Shore – and we all know how crazy/drunk/horny that can get.
But never fear, because Lewis has a fool proof plan to make sure nothing bad happens while Marnie is back up in the ‘toon.
He’s devised a set of ACTUAL RULES for Marns to follow to make sure she doesn’t slip up.
“We’ve had a chat about the line of respect Marnie needs to follow,” Lew told OK!, sounding more like her father than her boyfriend.
“I trust Marnie completely but when she’s had a drink she’s a proper nut case. She knows what I will and won’t be comfortable with her doing. I’m confident we’ll be able to get through it, though.”
So we take it she’s not allowed to neck on with ex-boyf Aaron Chalmers then, Lew? Fair.
Just days ago, Lewis tweeted that he fully trusts his gf, posting: “I trust @MarnieGShore with my life & all of my heart. My girl goes away tmw for two weeks and i am going to miss her badly...”
Marnie responded, tweeting: “Love you so much baby 2 weeks and We get eachother back. We can do it my little hero. adore you always @lewis_bloor.”
Ever heard of a WhatsApp message, guys?
But at least things for former TOWIE star Lewis and Marnie are getting more serious in real life, with the pair deciding to move in together in his home county of Essex.
Marnie explained: “We’re moving in together soon but we are going to rent a place there before buying anything.”
Sounds sensible!