Lewis and Marnie are off on HOLIDAY together

They are going faster than Usain Bolt's 100m sprint

Lewis and Marnie

by A Jakes |
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We confess, we feel bad for our early cynism (17 BB and 18 CBB series' will do that to you, chaps) but we are seriously laaaving #lewnie right now.

We have had our ups 'Lewis Bloor talks about MARRYING Marnie Simpson'

Our downs 'Heavy D blasts 'Lewnie' as a showmance'

And our downright WTF ARE YA DOING moments 'Marnie Simpson faceplants a TREE in meltdown after Lewis Bloor's eviction'

Marnie crashes into a tree
©Channel 5

But we are strangely won over by the pair and are less inclined to believe it is a mere 'showmance'. In fact, we think they could be the real deal.

For example, Marnie Simpson was only hinting a FEW HOURS AGAO, that she needed a holiday to detox from all the CBB ciggie breaks and now they are actually slinging bikinis into suitcases. Impressive Mr Bloor.

A very-telling hashtag would suggest they are going to Ibiza and as we all know, a holiday is a very momentous milestone in any relationship. As we also know, holidays are a very testing milestone (note: missing suitcases, iffy food, the HEAT). So kudos for the pair speeding through things quicker than we leave the office on a Friday afternoon.

We CANNOT wait for the holiday snaps.

First on the cards however, is the pairs 'first date' which all seems a bit backwards to us, but we will go with it.

And it's nice to see Marnie is feeling her best.

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