What did you ask for, for Christmas? A shitload of Mac cosmetics? A no-nonsense electric toothbrush? A dressing gown that isn't decaying and covered in Estee Lauder's Double Wear and snot?
WELLL if you asked for any of those things, our fingers are crossed for you. They truly are. BUT if you asked for One Direction to get back together, then you are in luck baby. Merry Christmas! Deck the halls! Pour a brandy down your throat and squabble over the toffee pennys as LIAM PAYNE JUST CONFIRMED IT.
100%. 100/100 chance. Remember maths? 100/100 is CERTAIN. Nothing is really certain in this life is it. The world is a funny place where Donald Trump gets elected and Justin Bieber orders salmon, mash and a glass of milk in an Essex pub.
Liam didn't say 'probably'. He didn't say 'most likely'. He said 100% which means One Direction are more likely to get back together than the sun will rise on Christmas day. Or something like that.
We DIGRESS. One Direction are getting back together!It's a week till Christmas! Bloody marvelous.
Liam also hinted at his new album being released which is rather exciting.
He also answered this very funny about his blood type, which isn't as exciting. But funny AF.
Lolololol.
Liam ignored every question asking whether Cheryl Nandos Versini was pregnant, which twitter user’s got rather shirty about. We mean. We already know the answer to that? Did they not see this picture? Have they been in bed watching Black Mirror episodes for four weeks?
If so we are incredibly jealous.