We spent the better part of this morning staring sadly at the Victoria's Secret Angels on our computer screens while eating a large bag of crisps.
The headlines have largely been the usual 'LOOK HOW BLOODY BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE' (or similar), but one that really stood out is the statement that actual Harry Styles may have walked the catwalk.
Errrr…
This isn't true at all (obviously), but a whole load of people on Twitter have apparently mistaken Harry wearing wings at a concert last year (looking heavenly, ofc) for him rocking the runway in Paris last night.
One fan posted: "ladies and gentlemens,the best victoria's secret angel: Harry Styles. All the love" alongside a load of pictures of him in the wings.
Looooool.
TBF, we think Hazza would do a fantastic job.
In other Harry Styles news, we very recently literally (not literally) DIED of laughter when we heard about his drunken encounter with Tom Hanks.
We've all woken up bleary eyed with only a vague recollection of the previous night's events, but let us ask you this:
Have you, HAVE YOU, ever woken up thinking: 'ah shit, what happened last night? Wait – Tom Hanks was here, wasn't he? Omg, OMG, did I ask Tom Hanks whether he remembered Forrest Gump? I did, didn't I? ARRRGHHH. FML. I need an orange juice.'
No you have not.
But Harry MIGHT have been in this precise situation.
This is one of the claims Kathy Griffin has made in her new book, Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run-Ins: My A-Z Index.
She says in the book that Harry, joined by Kendall Jenner (fellow VS Angel lolol), was super drunk at an Eagles concert, and Tom even joked that he wanted to take him to rehab.
But this is the best bit. The books claims that Harry kept reminding Tom about his roles in films like Saving Private Ryan and Forrest Gump. Kathy also claims that he kept reminding him of his roles and plot lines.
"Yes, he was asking Tom Hanks if Tom remembers playing the role of Forrest Gump, for which he won the Academy Award. I can’t point out here enough how Harry Styles seemed to think it was him mission to make sure Tom Hanks did not forget the names of any of his films or the fact that he had starred in these films."
Seriously, we need to go on a night out with Harry STAT.
Robbie Williams has some VERY interesting news about Harry Styles
A Dunkirk stuntman just made us fall in love with Harry Styles EVEN MORE – is that possible?
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