Holy guacamole. There's a picture circulating on social media that purports to be of Alex Bowen's naked torso and erect penis and it must be seen to be believed.
In it, an extremely well endowed gentleman, with tattoos that do look like the Love Island's lovely's, reclines in arty black and white, proudly holding his not-so-little chap aloft.
Are you ready? It's NSFW and we're not even slightly kidding.
Be warned: once seen it cannot be unseen.
ARE.
YOU.
SURE?
Bloody Nora.
Is it Alex though?
Here's a snap of his actual naked torso:
The bod and tatts do look remarkably similar but those on the black and white snap could be transfers. If only we could drag our eyes away from the ENORMO peen long enough to look at them.
I guess we know why Zara Holland was quite so pleased with herself after their tryst now.
Alex and his eventual partner, Olivia Buckland, took second place in Love Island but have been dogged with speculation that their relationship won't last after Alex spectacularly failed the show's lie detector test.
However, they seem to be a little more solid than Sophie Gradon and Tom Powell who engaged in a Twitter BEEF, apparently over Tom following other women on Snapchat.
Meanwhile, show winners Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde are said to be heading for TOWIE, which we are thoroughly behind.
Third place takers, Scott Thomas and Kady McDermott are strongly rumoured to be taking a place in this year's Celebrity Big Brother.
And fourth place runners-up, Katie Salmon and Adam Maxted split up before they even made the wrap party, with Adam saying some VERY RUDE things about Katie in the process.
Do you want more BARE NAKED PENIS pictures? We have them but they are all NSFW, be warned.
Gary Beadle gets it out all the time duringGeordie Shorefilming.
There was that time Dappy's girlfriend shared his really huge member with the public.
These ones aren't naked but are still worth a look:
We have contacted Alex's management for comment