Love Island took up basically our entire lives while it was on (no regrets), and it's taken up a pretty substantial part of them since it ended.
The most significant related post-final event was undoubtedly Alex Bowen's ENORMOUS PEEN. Have you seen the peen? Of course you've seen the peen. If you haven't seen the peen, you can do so HERE.
Then there's the Katie Salmon and Gaz Beadle feud, the alarming revelation that Malin Andersson and Terry Walsh could be heading for The Jeremy Kylie Show, and the Zara Holland SHOWDOWN with her Miss Great Britain replacement.
We could go on.
But we've been kinda vexed to note that Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde have stayed relatively quiet since they emerged the winners. But, to be fair, that peen could make Gary Beadle himself seem a shy and retiring wallflower in comparison.
So we were pleased to hear that the two are as strong as ever – and have just moved into Essex together (after their TOWIE appearance, how could they not?).
Speaking to the Daily Star, Cara said: "If we met in normal circumstances, I would think moving in after three months would be a bit soon, but when you’re on that show, a day is like a week. We had six-and-a-half weeks together, 24 hours a day, no time apart – so I feel like I’ve been with Nath for about a year."
Very fair.
Plus there's the whole Nath and Cara being a LITERAL MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN (in our opinion) sooo….
“It was Nathan’s idea for me to move to Essex and for us to get a place together. It’s been a different way of starting a relationship but now we have the time to get to know each other properly. "
"And we both think we’ll be together forever, and have the whole marriage and kids thing.”
We think we speak for everyone when we say AWWWWWWWWW.