Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen may have come second to Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde in this summer's season of Love Island but in some ways they are very much the winners.
The main way being, of course, Alex's (alleged) ENORMOUS PENIS. Seriously, have you seen it? Of course you have, you're as depraved as we are. But if you'd like another look, head this way right now and feast your eyes on the enormous and magnificent peen.
Back with us? Good.
We saw a whole lot of Alex and Olivia's banging antics on Love Island, along with all the rest of the cast's. So much, we thought we were pretty much immune to any sex-related shenanigans now.
Gaz Beadle's threesome on Ex On The Beach?
Lewis Bloor waggling his naked balls in Renee Graziano's face on Celebrity Big Brother?
Stephen Bear's startling blowjob confession to Lillie Lexie Gregg?
They barely raised an eyebrow.
Until THIS. Olivia and Alex have released a filthy bedroom snap and it's like nothing we have ever seen before.
Are you ready? Hold onto your knickers.
BEHOLD THE DORITO'S MILD SALSA DIP.
What is it for? What is about to be dipped in it? Why is Alex shining a light on its tomato and pepper chunks?
We have given this quite serious thought and now may have to go for a little lie down.
In other *Love Island *news:
Malin Andersson is dating Charlotte Crosby's Celebs Go Dating ex, Jeavon Stretton.
Cara De La Hoyde and Nathan Massey have made a pretty big announcement, wooOoooo.
And Katie Salmon has BLASTED Gary Beadle for slating *Love Island *and other reality TV stars.