This article was going to begin by saying that Malin Andersson received the biggest pie of 2016 following Terry Walsh's on-screen betrayal with Emma-Jane Woodham on Love Island.
But then we remembered about Stephen Bear on Celebrity Big Brother and him getting romantic in the toilet with Chloe Khan despite Lillie Lexie Gregg being his actual girlfriend.
ANYWAY, Malin Andersson has a new man. That's jolly exciting. But has her brush with the fickleness of (some) reality TV men put her off 'em?
No.
No it has not.
Malin's latest squeeze is an ex of Charlotte Crosby's, Jeavon Stretton.
The flaming hot hunka hunka man is currently on our screens wooing (and tonguing) Char on Celebs Go Dating.
Guess that romance doesn't go anywhere then. Oops. SPOILERS.
Malin and Jeavon both shared a loved-up snap of them enjoying a date in matching khaki green outfits.
But there's no camouflaging the romance in the air. Eh? EH?
Jeavon just loves sharing snaps of himself in the almost buff (very fair) on social media:
And we couldn't help but notice that his pubic area tattoo bears a striking resemblance to Aaron Chalmers' death moth:
And Jodie Marsh's biker skull:
Yes, we spend a lot of time staring at celebrity crotches. IT'S OUR ACTUAL JOB.
In other Love Island news: Cara De La Hoyde and Nathan Massey have made a pretty big announcement, oh my.
Katie Salmon has BLASTED Gary Beadle for slating Love Island and other reality TV stars.
And Olivia Buckland has been talking about a new TV showfor her and Alex Bowen that we would 100% watch. Take note, TV bigwigs.