CONTAINS SPOILERS
Are you watching the current series of Ex On The Beach? Of course you are! It's the best one yet and features more banging, backstabbing and hair pulling than we've ever seen on a TV show. And we've watched every single episode of Geordie Shore.
And, in next week's episode, Lillie Lexie Gregg arrives on the show and brings even more DRAMZ.
First up is a confession she drags out of Stephen Bear. Well, maybe not drags. She actually seems extremely startled by what he says when she asks who he's got with in the villa.
"There's a girl called Charlotte [Dawson].
"Nice girl but it's [yes – he said 'it's'] not my type. We kissed."
"Just kissed?" asks Lillie.
"She sucked me off last night," says Bear, frankly, causing Lillie to choke on her cocktail.
He then goes on to land Gary Beadle RIGHT IN IT.
"First night, he shagged Jemma Lucy," he told Lillie, causing her to do this face:
Oh, Lillie. Why so surprised?
Ah, turns out because Lillie considered Jemma to be her FRIEND. Ouch.
"Jemma's clearly not the friend I thought she was," says Lillie. Which seems like a fair thing to say.
Jemma's made no secret of sleeping with Gary to get revenge on Charlotte Crosby who, Jemma alleges, had sex with Jemma's ex David Hawley. Something that camp Charlotte vehemently deny.
And Jemma's not the only woman in the villa who Lillie may have an issue with. She spilled her heart out about Gaz to Charlotte and Olivia Walsh, not aware that they had both shared Gaz's bed and tongue in a threesome that Charlotte described as "classy not trashy".
In cheerier news, Lillie met Bear on the show and became her actual boyfriend. He then cheated on her national TV in Celebrity Big Brother. So maybe it's not that cheery.
Ex On The Beach continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV.
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