Knock us down with a feather and call us Kevin, all of the top three Love Island couples are still together and going strong.
Who would ever have predicted it? Not us.
Cara De La Hoyde and Nathan Massey have just made a huge announcement about their future, and appeared in TOWIE – the pinnacle of our TV dreams.
Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen have been talking about getting a new TV show, revealed a super dirty bedroom secret and have been dating other people – in the good way.
As for Scott Thomas and Kady McDermott, they've… well. They've launched a YouTube channel that nothing exciting has happened on yet. But we have hope.
And Kady's birthday haul from Scott almost rivalled Kim Kardashian's from Kanye West. Almost.
BEHOLD THE GIFT MOUNTAIN:
Unless our eyes deceive us, that's an Yves Saint Laurent bag, Valentino shoes, a Louis Vuitton bag and matching wallet.
We count ourselves lucky if we get an Impulse selection pack.
Kady's actual birthday was on Sunday but, like the Queen, she had a fake birthday on Thursday too.
Some of their *Love Island *pals came out to party with Scott and Kady, including Terry Walsh and Emma Jane Woodham:
Rykard Jenkins:
And Rachel Fenton:
Where were all the others? Sophie Gradon (who is still our bae) and Tom Powell? Katie Salmon and Adam Maxted (LOL)? JAVI SHEPHERD, our one true love?
Maybe they were busy throwing back Thursday or something (or just not pictured, to be uber fair).
Is there a Love Island shaped hole in your lives? Ours too. But at least we have Celebs Go Dating to tide us over for a little while. That Jack Jones though. What a twonk.