So far, 2016 has been a bit of a mixed bag. On one side of the scale, we've fallen in love with Selasi Gbormittah thanks to the Great British Bake Off. On the other, Holly Hagan is quitting Geordie Shore.
Sob.
And the presidential election on the other side of the pond has turned the celebs all kinds of wild.
Usually the stars get mildly involved by publically siding with their preferred nominee.
And sometimes famous people furiously campaign for everyone to use their vote with a terrifying slogan like VOTE OR DIE, and then don't ACTUALLY vote themselves (we're looking at you, Paris Hilton).
This year has been a tad different. More A-listers than you can shake a stick at got together to make a video to urge people against voting for Republican nominee, Donald Trump. We EVEN got a promise that if Hilary Clinton wins the election, Mark Ruffalo will get butt naked for us in his next movie. PLUS Katy Perry vowed to bare her bod for the cause too.
YAY NEKED CELEBS.
But Madonna, Queen of Pop and never one to shy from controversy, has come forward and offered her – ahem – special services, for all individuals who DON'T vote for Trump.
Standing on stage at Madison Square Garden this week, our Madge was introducing her pal Amy Schumer when she decided to let everyone in on the generous offer.
"I'd better get off now because someone insanely funny is about to be on this stage, ladies and gentleman, one more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy," she told the crowd.
"If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob, OK? And I'm good, I'm good."
HOLY SHMOKES.
She continued: "I'm not a dickhead and I'm not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow."
Blimey. Watch it here because we’ve run out of words for the first time ever.