This year's Big Brother just keeps getting more and more interesting. After reportedly having sex on live TV, then calling time on their tryst, Marco Pierre-White Junior and Laura Carter ended up naked in a hot tub, which shows just how much resolve they have to stay friends until after they're out of the house.
As in, they have zero resolve. Like, none.
Marco's poor, long-suffering fiancée Kim Melville-Smith found out that Marco had put Laura Carter's boob in his mouth, then fooled around with her in a bed claiming he was in a sort of open relationship, and took to Twitter claiming they weren't. She'd given him a hall pass that didn't extend to having sex with another woman on live TV.
Seeming to come to terms with what he'd done, Marco told Laura they should remain friends - having said things like 'my family and my fiancée are gonna kill me' and getting het up when a housemate jokingly said 'Marry me?' during a house game because, yes, THAT'S what's going to put your marriage in jeopardy, mate. Not the fact that you sucked a woman's boob.
All that has now gone out the window, though, because he and Laura got in the hot tub the other night and romped about like he was a single man. Which, we hope, he will be upon coming out of the house because nobody deserves to be treated like this.
Kissing in the tub, the pair then got naked and moved it to the bedroom, writhing about under the covers and making us all feel deeply uncomfortable with the situation.
We really hope fiancée Kim is alright. On Twitter she seems to be keeping herself distracted with friends and has recently started posting pictures of different breeds of crab. So that's positive.