It's Friday, the sun has got his hat on (over heat Towers at leat) and we are in the mood for love and romance.
And so what we really want is news of a WEDDING to power us on to the weekend.
Sadly, Marnie Simpson from *Geordie Shore *cares nothing for dreams. She has ripped them apart, stamped on them, and pretty much called us stupid in the process.
Cheers, Marns!
The internet has been rife with rumours that Marnie had said "I do" after she posted a snap of herself wearing a big sparkler on her engagement finger to Instagram.
But it turns out that we were all getting excited over nothing as the picture was reversed.
Balls. We NEED a Geordie Shore wedding, dammit. The tortoise wedding was not enough.
Marnie is strongly rumoured to be taking part in the up-coming series of Celebrity Big Brother, along with her sometimes squeeze Jordan Davies of Ibiza Weekender and Ex On The Beach.
Kady McDermott and Scott Thomas from Love Island are also thought to be taking part, which almost guarantees non-stop banging in the CBB house. Again.
Are we immune to on-screen boning now? Remember when Chicken Stu and Michelle Bass got hot and heavy under a tablecloth and the nation was shocked? It was back in 2004, a more innocent time.
Speaking of TV sex, Charlotte Crosby has admitted that Gaz Beadle has been messaging her, but she is nae bothered about it, OK everyone?
Nice one, Char.
And, have Holly Hagan and Chloe Ferry fallen out? This mean pic suggests so. Oh dear, ladies. Can't everyone get along?