What was the biggest thing to come out of Celebrity Big Brother summer 2016?
That's right: Lewis Bloor's penis.
Former TOWIE star Lewis got his wang out all the place, whether it was showing off to Marnie Simpson after the "most romantic shower" of her life, waggling his balls in Renee Graziano's face or shaving his already pretty hair-free groin as (an unnecessary) part of a task.
Lewis and Marnie seem to be going great guns since they met on out telly boxes and when it comes to talking about her man, Marns is in no doubt about what people really want to know about: Lew's love pump.
"Everybody wants to know about mine and Lewis’ sex life. It’s really funny," she said in an interview with OK! magazine.
“He’s got a massive willy and everybody wants to know what it’s like!"
yes, Yes, YES we do.
Sadly, Marnie didn't go on to describe what it was like get it on with an actual bed snake but perhaps some things are best left between a couple. DANGNAMMIT.
Still, at least we have this. We'll always have this.
In other CBB romance news: Heavy D has got together with a reality TV woman, but she has been throwing some pretty shady shade at Chloe Khan, which isn't very nice.
And, is it just us or does she bear a pretty striking resemblance to Katie Waissel? Heavy doesn't seem to be able to let that go, does he?
Also, could Chloe and Stephen Bear have broken up already? They've both been spied out with other people. Gutted.
Is there a big *CBB *shaped hole in your lives? Ours too. Still, at least there's Celebs Go Dating and it's weirdly lo-fi production values to keep us going for a little while.