Earlier this week it was our sad duty to report that Celebrity Big Brother's Heavy D has a new girlfriend. Look, we're sorry ladies and gents but someone had to break the news and we did it as gently as we could.
Heavy's new squeeze is Bryony Anne Harris and she's a 21-year-old YouTube star with 2000 subscribers.
She also appeared on BBC3's World's Strictest Parents so we're sure their shared reality TV backgrounds gives them plenty to talk about.
So long as they make each other happy, we're legit on-board with it.
Or at least we were, until Bryony was really mean about our *CBB *bae Chloe Khan.
Bryony retweeted a message a fan sent to Heavy D, saying: "Well done @HeavyHeavyd She's 10 Times better looking than that monster Chloe!"
So, not only did Bryony vanity search for messages about herself (fair enough), she then read the message and choose to retweet it (not fair).
And all this after Chloe reached out to Heavy to wish him the best in his fledgling love affair.
"aaww congrats," she tweeted to him when details of his new relationship emerged.
Which was especially nice after Heavy borderline aggressively pursued Chloe in the *CBB *house just because she was pleasant to him, and when she made it absolutely clear she wasn't interested he made her wash his dirty pants.
No, we're still not over that. We may never be over it.
In other CBB star news: Stephen Bear issued a grovelling apology to Lillie Lexie Gregg after claiming she cheated on him before he went into the house. Oh, Bear Bear.
And Renee Graziano seems to be gunning for a role in Geordie Shore. Blimey.