This year's series of Celebrity Big Brother was absolutely ridiculous and weird for a number of reasons (Stephen Bear, Stephen Bear and Stephen Bear), but the one shining light to come out the show was Marnie Simpson, Lewis Bloor and his enormous peen's relationship.
They were initially branded a showmance, but they've well and truly shut down the haterz as they're still together and loved up as ever.
We did think they'd split for a terrifying day or so, but it turns out we were wrong.
Marnie spoke at length while in the house about her fears of returning to Geordie Shore with a boyfriend (anyone who's seen just how much porking goes on in that house will get what we mean) – and Gary Beadle has waded in and claimed that they won't last.
Gaz obviously doesn't have the best track record of maintaining relationships while in the show, so he's pretty experienced in this field.
He told the MailOnline that he didn't think it'd be able to survive.
(Sidenote: Wanna hear all about their sex life? You CAN)
When asked if he believed Marnie would stay true to Lew Lew while appearing on the show, he said: "You get locked in a house and you never know"
CRY CRY.
But this strikes us as odd, given that Gaz himself is currently all loved up with his girlfriend Emma McVey – and maintains she won't be appearing on the show with him.
HMMMM.
Speaking exclusively to heat last week, Gaz said: "Emma's f*cking wicked," he says. "She's got no interest at all in being on TV at all, and she's busy modelling.
"I wouldn't take her on Geordie Shore or anything like that. She's got her own career going.
"We do everything together," he continues. "If I go out with the lads, she'll go out with the lads. If you go on a night out and your Mrs can't come, it will not last long. If you can do everything together then you'll be fine.
"And Emma looks after us. I'm messy and she's quite tidy. But I cook for her. I use all the pans, and then she'll go tidy it up. She cleans, I cook!"