Pity the poor celeb. They can barely tweet anything cryptic without the whole world jumping down their necks and imbuing it with more secret meaning than the Da Vinci Code.
And Marnie Simpson is no different.
Marns posted a mystery message this morning, reading "Real shame", which people are taking as a sign that she and Lewis Bloor are over. OVER!
So… are they?
Well, they could be we suppose, but Marns posted a snap to Instagram last night of her and Lewis together captioned "BF+GF".
But, if we've learned anything from the Brangelina split, it's that they can completely blindside us. But taking down the message (if it was about Le Bloor and his ENORMO WANG) probably means all is well. Phew!
Marnie has, however, left up a message about her vagina, and it's kind of wonderful.
"Why are vaginas annoyance. I have to deal with so much cheek from mine. Boys have it easy, willy's are good as gold all the time. "
Don't go changing now, Marns.
Marnie appears in the upcoming series of Geordie Shore that will be on our telly boxes in October. Which old faces return to the Geordie fold? Who QUITS? Who snogs who? We know everything.
In related Geordie news: Scotty T has been bleating about his former best pal, Ex On The Beach's David Hawley, not speaking to him. Lest we forget, Scotty slept with Jemma Lucy, Hawley's long-term girlfriend, not long after they broke up. Cool moves, bro. Cool moves.
And in former Celebrity Big Brother star turns of event: what the actual f*ck is Stephen Bear playing at with Lillie Lexie Gregg?
Plus Heavy D's engaged! After being with his girlfriend about a month! Blimey. Still, when you know, you know (boak).