Maybe we could all find it in our hearts today to feel a little pity for Scotty T.
Stay with us.
The Geordie Shore lothario and turbo dick (self-proclaimed) has finally had to come face-to-face with the consequences of his actions.
No, not knob rot. But the loss of his bezzie pal, David Hawley.
Lest we forget, Scotty T had sex with Jemma Lucy not long after she and Hawley broke up.
And that is a serious breach of not just the lad code but the any-sex-friend code, right?
Jemma made the confession on Ex On The Beach, shortly after she had sex with Gary Beadle, also one of Hawley's friends.
Gaz told Hawley that it was a tit for tat exchange, saying that Hawley had been with one of Gaz's exes, who could have been any one of the thousand women he says he's had his way with, but who Jemma believes is Charlotte Crosby.
But it was the Scotty bombshell that really broke Hawley's heart.
"Speaking of* Ex On The Beach*, me and Hawley still haven't made up, which is a ball ache.
"I miss you, mate. Listen to Scotty T. Bros before hoes and all that," he said with all his usual delicacy in his column for Daily Star online.
"I am hoping that he comes round and decides he wants to be me mate again. I've known him for like ever and we've had great times."
Yeah, maybe he should have thought of that before he went home with Jemma. Just a thought.
Speaking of exes, coming up in next week's Ex On The Beach, Stephen Bear does something really cruel to Lillie Lexie Gregg.
Oh, Lillie love. She can't half pick 'em.
Ex One The Beach continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV.