WARNING: HERE BE SPOILERS
We've seen some weird Geordie Shore couplings in our time: Gary Beadle and Vicky Pattison, Gaz and Holly Hagan, Gaz and Chantelle Connelly.
But this one is both weirder than all those and does not involve the tongue of the Beadle.
Chloe Ferry has been accused of shagging Kyle Christie, Holly's ex.
CAN YOU CREDIT IT?
The shag-bomb is dropped by Chantelle and Gaz in tonight's episode of Geordie Shore. So we guess the Beadle's tongue is involved, as always.
Chantelle is furious with Chloe for saying she wants to have a threesome with Scotty T and Marnie Simpson, even though that was clearly a joke, and so a ruckus kicks off when the gang are in cabs going back to their villa.
Gary confides to the camera: "Chantelle is banging on about Chloe and all I can think about is what I know about Chloe.
"Before my mind can catch up with my mouth, I've said something that I probably shouldn't have."
Ooh, what a stirrer.
Chantelle catches on to Gaz's hints, and blurts out: "What about? Her and Kyle? Is that what we're talking about? When they spend the two nights together. Is that what we're talking about? How Chloe and Kyle spent two nights together?"
And, just in case Holly hasn't fully caught on, Gaz tells her: "Chloe was banging Kyle the whole time in Australia."
Chloe vehemently denies that anything happened between her and Kyle, and you know what? We believe her.
"Nothing has ever, ever happened between me and Kyle. Me and him have never ever had sex, I swear to God," Chloe tells Holly.
"I'm not even being funny but even if me and Kyle were getting together how the f*ck would Gary know?"
True dat.
We hope she's telling the truth. Mind you, we believed in Chloe's purity of heart like we believed in Pete Wicks. And look where that's ended up.
*Geordie Shore kicks off tonight at 10pm on MTV. *
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