If we're honest we don't think we'll ever get to the bottom of the whole Mike Thalassitis / Jessica Shears 'did they or didn’t they' sex rumours. But we'll probably still be talking about it by the time next year's Love Island recruits jet off to the villa (here's how you could sign up, btw).
It all started when Jess – who was coupled up with Dom Lever at the time – and Muggy Mike were booted out of the villa at the same time and forced to spend the night together in another villa, before flying back to the UK.
Approx. 0.555431 seconds after touching down on home ground the rumours that they'd been up to all sorts of nawty things began spreading like wildfire. There were screenshots alleging they'd 'done bits', he'd apparently been telling everyone in Ibiza what went on and pretty much everyone had an opinion. But Jess and Mike appeared on This Morning and vehemently denied they'd had sex.
Now, Jeremy Kyle's apparently sticking his ore in and has invited Mike to put these rumours to bed (which is how this whole mess started, tbh) once and for all and take his infamous lie detector test.
'Cos we all know it’s totally, 10000% accurate, right?
But, apparently, Mike's not too keen.
"He’s never going to do it. It’s too low rent for Mike," a source told The Sun.
"He’s got bigger stuff going on."
Hmmm. The tanned lothario doth protest too much, perhaps?
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