Is there a phrase more exciting than 'the new Keeping Up With The Kardashians trailer is out'?
No there is not.
What about the addition of AND IT'S A WHOLE TWO WHOLE MINUTES LONG to that statement?
NO THEIR BLOODY ISN'T.
And there's so much dramz in it it's basically an entire episode.
Khloe talks about getting a boob job ('cause EVERYONE in LA does, guys), Rob reveals himself to be bloody terrible with babies (not boding too well for your imminent arrival, eh Rob?), Kris tells Kim off for helping Caitlyn Jenner get dressed ("you are a f*cking traitor"), and Kendall Jenner tells the fam they'll be sorry when she's rushed to the hospital :/.
And Scott Disick asks Rob to lick his carrot.
Clips seen in the trailer were of course filmed before Kim's robbery, and it was claimed yesterday that filming of the series has resumed after a brief hiatus (after camera crews were seen following Kendall at a vintage store launch in New York).
Kim's assistant has now updated fans on her wellbeing via her website.
She wrote: "Hey group, so you may have noticed we haven’t updated the app in a couple weeks."
"Keeks is taking some much needed time off.
"But not to worry we’ve called upon Kim’s closest friends, fam and yours truly to save up some exclusives. Stay tuned for new posts and app takeovers!! Thank you so much for your support for my girl. Love you mean it."
When recently speaking about the ordeal on The Ellen Degeneres Show, Khloe Kardashian said: "I mean, it's incredibly traumatic what happened to her. But our family is super-close and great and we'll get through it together, and we do appreciate all of your guys' love and support and it will take time.”
She also said that the incident had made the family rethink how they use social media.
"I think it's just a wake up call to make a lot of life adjustments," she went on.
"This is a really serious matter for Kim. I think that's really personal, as to that emotional terror [and when] you could move on from that. It's a wake up call for all of us, but definitely [the focus is] just to make sure our sister is OK."