For the last few weeks, Jamie O'Harahas been cosying up to fellow housemate/real-life Rapunzel Bianca Gascoigne. It has been something out of a fairytale with lots of cuddles, a planned holiday when CBB is finished and Emma Willis suggesting their couple moniker should be 'BJ' to a live audience.
YEP. True love. They will be plugging hair vitamin tablets on Instagram befor Valentine's Day. Mark our worlds.
The course of true love, as we all know, never runs smoothly. So, like a modern day Romeo, the ex-footballer sheepishly told the entire house about his sex dream, which - in true f*ckboy style - didn't involve his significant other.
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It involved Nicola McLean. The same Nicola McLean who is a) married and b) bezzies with Bianca c) Looks very much like Bianca.
In fairness, we all know the pain of having an awkward dream which we can't control. E.g. We can no longer look at our friend's brother the same way. Nor that hot guy in work who we croaked 'er.. hi...Can I use the milk after you'in the staff kitchen. Once.
He revealed his sexy dream to Coleen and Nicola herself in the smoking area, 'What a dream I had last night. I had a dream I was f**king Nicola. Full works.'
FULL WORKS. Oh er.
Then to make doubly sure everyone had heard him he said, 'It was weird. I remember it thoroughly, the full works, f*cking hell.'
Nicola then replied, 'I’m glad I make people happy in their dreams'
We are trying to give Jamie the benefit of the doubt, we really are, but after cheating on his ex-wife Danielle Lloyd and initially trying to seduce ex-housemate Jasmine Waltz, we are slightly untrusting of his sudden love for Bi.
Don't make us go all tiger-mum on you Jamie.
Fancy a snoop? Take a look at when Nicola gave Closer an exclusive tour of her home: