We're all guilty of accidentally pissing on ourselves while drunk in a field (right?), but pissing on actual Bear Grills while sober on some rocks is slightly less relatable.
But this is an actual situation Mel B found herself in. To give it context (because this story really needs some context), she was filming an NBC show with Bear by the sea when he got stung by a jellyfish.
Evidentially Mel has seen Friends, because she informed him that she'd need to wee on him to stop the pain.
She said: "If someone gets stung by a jellyfish you have to pee on them," adding, "Do you need me to pee on you?"
Bear was tentative at first, but then came round to the idea of Scary Spice urinating on him.
He said: "Now this finger is getting really quite painful.
"Mel's kindly offered a few times to provide some urine. I had a pee about 10 minutes ago, I'm out. And I'm actually getting to the stage where I'm gonna take her up on this offer."
Seriously – WHEN can we watch this show?
After promising not to look, he positioned his finger in the urine stream and said: "This is so inappropriate."
We're literally getting stage fright just writing this, and Mel obviously then struggled to pee "on demand".
But she managed, and said afterwards: "To pee on demand when somebody's in pain is very difficult."
We can't say we've ever been in such a situation, but we imagine this is very true.
Mel later told him: "There you go. Don't say I don't do anything for you."
Bear rounded up the experience, saying: "Mel B, she saved my life, it still stings, but it's better."
What a time to be alive.
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