Robbie Williams shocked fans and fellow guests, Justin Timberlake, Anna Kendrick and Daniel Radcliffe, during his appearance on last week's episode of The Graham Norton show when he revealed a very NSFW fan sex story.
The singer set the tone for the interview when Graham Norton asked him: "What's the craziest thing a fan has every given you?"
And in typical cheeky chappy style, Robbie's answer was short, sweet and to the point: "Herpes." Lovely.
Then things took a turn for the downright weird as Robbie proceeded to tell a separate fan story. We're not sure there's any going back from hearing this so proceed with caution…
Sat on the red sofa, the singer set the scene explaining he had been asleep in his room in a castle he was renting with his band to rehearse for a tour.
Robbie revealed: "I was in this room and I woke up and I was awake but hadn't opened my eyes. I was getting confused because someone was tidying my room. And there was a lady at the bottom of my bed holding a feather duster."
After a bit of a conversation (you know, as you do with someone who just turns up at the foot of your bed in the morning) the lady asked Robbie: “Have you got morning glory?"
Seemingly undisturbed by this VERY forward question, Robbie answered: "Yeah, I have," to which this mystery woman – who Robbie admits could have been anything from 28 to 58 years old – replied: "I'll wank you off."
Robbie told the audience: "I thought, I'm young…I can close my eyes and pretend it's someone else. So I was like "go one then.""
As the story continued, Robbie explained that he later spoke to the owner of the castle asking about the cleaner who'd gone above and beyond her duties and offered a special kind of service, to which the owner revealed there hadn't been any cleaners in that day.
Right. So basically Robbie got a hand job off a complete stranger who'd just walked in off the street. OR a really horny and attentive ghost. Either way, it's still so many levels of gross.
Robbie then concluded the story with a corker. Apparently when sharing this little anecdote with his band mates a few years later his bassist knew exactly who the mystery peen masseuse was.
"That was Maureen from the pub. She said she'd done it and no one believed her!"
EEEWWWW!
Want to watch the whole sordid story unfold? You can.
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