As we sit her choping on leftover Chinese in a ketchup-stained onesie, the likes of Emam Stone and Meryl Streep are all over at the Dolby Theatre in LA for the 89th Annual Academy Awards.
Oh it's alright for some, innit?
Now we're not gonna lie, we bloody love Oscars night/morning/not-so-much-the-following-working-day; and since we've already checked out the red carpet fashwaaan we might a well update you on who's winning what.
We're gonna be updating this AS IT HAPPENS, so keep checking back for all the latest. Winners are in bold, innit.
UPDATED:
Oh, and here's the ridiculusly awkward moment La La Land accidentally got announced as the winner of Best Picture. Amazing and horrendous in equal measure.
Best Supporting Actor
Mahershala Ali (Moonlight)
Jeff Bridges (Hell or High Water)
Lucas Hedges (Manchester by the Sea)
Dev Patel (Lion)
Michael Shannon (Nocturnal Animals)
Best Makeup And Hairstyling
Suicide Squad (Alessandro Bertolazzi, Giorgio Gregorini and Christopher Nelson)
A Man Called Ove (Eva von Bahr and Love Larson)
Star Trek Beyond (Joel Harlow and Richard Alonzo)
Best Costume Design
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them (Colleen Atwood)
Allied (Joanna Johnston)
Florence Foster Jenkins (Consolata Boyle)
Jackie (Madeline Fontaine)
La La Land (Mary Zophres)
Best Documentary – Feature
O.J.: Made in America
Fire at Sea
I Am Not Your Negro
Life, Animated
13th
Best Sound Editing
Arrival (Sylvain Bellemare)
Deepwater Horizon (Wylie Stateman and Renée Tondelli)
Hacksaw Ridge (Robert Mackenzie and Andy Wright)
La La Land (Ai-Ling Lee and Mildred Iatrou Morgan)
Sully (Alan Robert Murray and Bub Asman)
Best Sound Mixing
Hacksaw Ridge (Kevin O’Connell, Andy Wright, Robert Mackenzie and Peter Grace)
Arrival (Bernard Gariépy Strobl and Claude La Haye)
La La Land (Andy Nelson, Ai-Ling Lee and Steve A. Morrow)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (David Parker, Christopher Scarabosio and Stuart Wilson)
13 Hours (Gary Summers, Jeffrey J. Haboush and Mac Ruth)
Best Supporting Actress
Viola Davis (Fences)
Naomie Harris (Moonlight)
Nicole Kidman (Lion)
Octavia Spencer (Hidden Figures)
Michelle Williams (Manchester by the Sea)
Best Foreign Language Film
The Salesman
Land of Mine
A Man Called Ove
Tanna
Toni Erdmann
Best Animated Short Film
Blind Vaysha
Borrowed Time
Pear Cider and Cigarettes
Pearl
Piper
Best Animated Feature Film
Kubo and the Two Strings
Moana
My Life As a Zucchini
The Red Turtle
Zootopia
Production Design
Arrival (Patrice Vermette (Production Design); Paul Hotte (Set Decoration)
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them (Stuart Craig (Production Design); Anna Pinnock (Set Decoration))
Hail, Caesar! (Jess Gonchor (Production Design); Nancy Haigh (Set Decoration))
La La Land (David Wasco (Production Design); Sandy Reynolds-Wasco (Set Decoration))
Passengers (Guy Hendrix Dyas (Production Design); Gene Serdena (Set Decoration))
Best Visual Effects
Deepwater Horizon
Doctor Strange
The Jungle Book
Kubo and the Two Strings
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Best Documentary – Short Subject
4.1 Miles
Extremis
Joe’s Violin
Watani: My Homeland
The White Helmets
Best Cinematography
Arrival (Bradford Young)
La La Land (Linus Sandgren)
Lion (Grieg Fraser)
Moonlight (James Laxton)
Silence (Rodrigo Prieto)
Best Original Score
Jackie (Micachu)
La La Land (Justin Hurwitz)
Lion (Dustin O’Halloran, Hauschka)
Moonlight (Nicholas Britell)
Passengers (Thomas Newman)
Best Original Song
“Audition” (La La Land)
“Can’t Stop the Feeling!” (Trolls)
“City of Stars” (La La Land)
“The Empty Chair” (Jim: The James Foley Story)
“How Far I’ll Go” (Moana)
Best Original Screenplay
Hell or High Water (Taylor Sheridan)
La La Land (Damien Chazelle)
The Lobster (Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthymis Filippou)
Manchester by the Sea (Kenneth Lonergan)
20th Century Women (Mike Mills)
Best Adapted Screenplay
Arrival (Eric Heisserer)
Fences (August Wilson)
Hidden Figures (Allison Schroeder, Theodore Melfi)
Lion (Luke Davies)
Moonlight (Barry Jenkins, Tarell Alvin McRaney)
Best Director
Denis Villeneuve (Arrival)
Mel Gibson (Hacksaw Ridge)
Damien Chazelle (La La Land)
Kenneth Lonergan (Manchester By the Sea)
Barry Jenkins (Moonlight)
Best Actor
Casey Affleck (Manchester by the Sea)
Andrew Garfield (Hacksaw Ridge)
Ryan Gosling (La La Land)
Viggo Mortensen (Captain Fantastic)
Denzel Washington (Fences)
Best Actress
Isabelle Huppert (Elle)
Ruth Negga (Loving)
Emma Stone (La La Land)
Natalie Portman (Jackie)
Meryl Streep (Florence Foster Jenkins)
Best Picture
Arrival
Fences
Hacksaw Ridge
Hell or High Water
Hidden Figures
La La Land
Lion
Manchester By the Sea
Moonlight
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