Chloe Ferry wants to neck on with MILEY CYRUS

If you are still in a bar, commiserating your lost ‘Dry January’ effort (aye, chin up - life is too short for that nonsense) little radge packet Chloe Ferry has been evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House.

WOT. WE THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO WIN AND BE THE NEXT CHARLOTTE CROSBY.

Forgot who is who? Check out the full CBB line up here.

(Side note: Who is voting for Kim Woodburn to stay? The lady who is more terrifying then our mothers eyes when we left a cereal bowl by the sink ONCE. Who has said 'shut up' more times then Skepta and Lauren Goodger COMBINED.)

To be fair, Chloe pet had a swell 'ole time in the house. The 21-year-old bespectacled lass got naked on the first night, gave Jedward a lap dance and spent the rest of the time trying to seduce a bemused Calum Best. Who was not feeling it, eeeeeven after copious amounts of unbranded white wine.

However, Chloe is not the type to sit around and listen to Adele on repeat whilst nursing a tub of Haagen Dazs strawberry and cream. Oh no. During an interview for CBB’s YouTube channel, Chloe revealed how she has a different star in mind and wants to 'probably' snog them.

Oh Chloe, please do tell.

When asked who her dream housemate would be, she at first couldn't remember the name, but knew they famously swung from a wrecking ball in the nude.

Thanks for many Instagram-stalking sessions, we believe we have cracked the code to who Chloe is referring to! Forget investigative journalism - we should pack our bags and become FBI bloody agents.

GREG JAMES?!

’Wait.. it's Miley Cyrus! Hannah Montana! Whatever. I fancy her. I’m not a lesbian but I’d probably neck on.’

This is sounding very similar to Charlotte Crosby's and Chloe Ferry's very. ERM. crazy night in, during a NSFW Geordie Shore episode. We since, have thanked the universe repeatedly that Granny Marge was out of the room.

Miley Cyrus has yet to respond to these romantic gestures, as she was taking part in yesterday's #womensmarch. Well done to everyone who took part and decided to FIGHT LIKE A GIRL. You're a f**ing babe.

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