WARNING: Some images in this article are pretty graphic. Poor Pro!
To say Professor Green has had a shitty week would be a complete understatement. The rapper-turned-documentary-maker has been in hospital following complications after a routine hernia operation and he's now revealed the scary truth behind his hospital dashand it's NOT PRETTY.
Taking to Instagram to document his painful (and quite gruesome) journey, Professor Green explained that he didn't want to worry fans (or his nan) and honestly revealed what really went on.
"Right I'm on the mend. Turns out I'm only the second person in the world to have an allergic reaction to the mesh used to fix my hernia.
"I’ve had a giggle on Instagram but here's the reality. I didn't wanna worry anyone, least of all my nan."
He continued: “I came back to with pneumonia, a partially collapsed lung, distension, fluid build up and ileum (my guts had shut down). I'm getting better. Everything is starting to work again, all my are looking better and I finally got some sleep last night.
"If I seemed a bit emotional at times it's been because I've been awake most hours of each day and it becomes quite a lot like torture when you have your entire life taken away from you and you're stuck in a room in the most uncomfortable and painful situation you've ever been in (I've only been taking paracetamol as opioids make the problem even worse), not to mention the anxiety that comes with not knowing why any of this is happening."
Pro then finished up by explaining that even a simple procedure turned into something really nasty, revealed that he 'needs F*CKING NANDOS' and hit back at naysayers who called him a 'sap' for thanking his girlfriend Fae Williams for everything that she's done.
"SAP? I've dealt with more fuckery than most and I still make light of it. I'm about to drop a BELTER for summer and got three new docs coming which I've filmed or filmed partially while I was sick as a dog. They're still fucking brilliant. Life is great and if I can't salute my hard bastard of a woman without being called or you thinking I've gone 'soft'? Then you man must be insecure, I feel sorry for the ladies in your lives. Love is for those comfortable enough in their skins to express it."
Now who wants to treat Pro to a Nandos? He bloody well deserves it.
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