The last time we were this excited about a book release we were queuing up outside Waterstones Piccadilly dressed in our best wizard robes – ZAYN MALIK'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY IS OUT NEXT WEEK, EVERYONE.
This news would perhaps only be moderately exciting, were it not for the fact that Perrie Edwards' Little Mix book was released just last week.
In this she detailed how she was left homeless after splitting up with Zayn, as well as revealing that he broke up with her via the medium of text (when they were literally engaged to be married).
AND SHE JUST RELEASED A SONG DISSING ZAYN'S BEDROOM SKILLS.
Which makes Zayn's promise on Twitter to give fans the "full story" all the more exciting.
He wrote: "Thanks @wattpad ! Get the full story on 1st Nov."
He also posted a topless pic along with the caption: "One week left until the book drops.. loads of new pics for you guys Xx."
PHWOAR.
Just LOOK at these pics!
We are so bloody excited for this book.
And we particularly want to find out more about this dumping by text allegation – we can't get over it.
Perrie wrote in the Little Mix book: "It was horrible, the worst time in my life," she goes on.
"A four-year relationship, two-year engagement ended by a simple text message. Just like that. Even though things in my career were going really well, it was incredibly difficult for me."
And she says it was her bandmates that got her through.
"We'd have sleepovers and they'd get my favourite desserts and do everything they could to cheer me up. I surrounded myself with friends and family… I didn't want to be alone because when I was I'd start thinking about things and get upset."
What do you have to say about that, Zayn?
Find out (maybe) on November 1.