John Mayer responds to Katy Perry ranking his bedroom skills

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by Georgia Foxwell |
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He's taken it like a champ... oh wait.

As album promotions go, Katy Perry wins the gold medal for effort for her latest album Witness.

Taking on a mammoth weekend long Big Brother style livestream, audiences could watch as Katy slept (really weird), did yoga with Modern Family’s Jessy Tyler Ferguson and played charades with RuPaul.

Oh, and then there was that VERY intense therapy session where she spoke about herself in the third person and did a lot of crying.

But the most entertaining part of the livestream came when she sat down to play James Cordon’s 'Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts' and dished the dirt on her ex-flames Diplo, Orlando Bloom and John Mayer by RANKING them in the bedroom!

Props to Katy, she could have just eaten the gross THOUSAND-year-old egg and kept the juicy info from us!!

She confirmed what many of us already suspected (soz Orlando) that John Mayer, indeed, is the best in bed.

Why else would 90% of Hollywood’s female population have dated him at some point?!

Whereas most people would take this as a compliment, eternally moody and brooding John hasn’t taken so kindly to the revelation.

Speaking to Rolling Stone magazine about being awarded the #1 spot on Katy’s bed post,

he gave the most John Mayer response possible, saying: ‘’I Don’t have a cool-enough thought for you […] I’m having the time of my life. I’m 39- I remember 32. I don’t wanna do it again.’’

OOOOOOOOOH! Sorry John!

John and Katy had an on-off relationship for three years that ended in 2015 and he seems to be referencing how he is soooo much more mature and over being associated with his old flames.

If he’s throwing his toys out the pram about this god only knows how he would have taken being third like Diplo…who was perhaps understandably not too impressed... eeek.

John also famously dated Katy’s ex-BFF Taylor Swift when she was a teenager (although she also revealed during her Livestream she is ready to make-up with TayTay) and the rumour mill has always suggested their relationship was another nail in the coffin for their friendship turning icy.

John Mayer and Katy Perry

But guys, don’t be too bitter, Katy told James Corden: “They're all amazing lovers and I would have sex with all of them when I get out of this place!”

Ever the mediator, Katy.

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